Debbie: Kini.....You didn't happen to see my dog? He/she (please circle the correct pronoun) got out of my backyard and I think _________(name) ran all the way over to your house. Is _______(name) in your house? I am going to take a hair sample from your car in case you stalked me all the way across town and took my __________(pedigree) dog.
Kini: I have four pugs in my small one bedroom apartment. Why would I want your dog?
Debbie: Just to annoy me.
Kini: (Yelling from my apartment balcony) Do you want me to help find your dog?
Debbie: No, you have a suspended driver's license and I will arrest you. Matter of fact, come down here this very minute so I can arrest you now just for looking at me wrong.
Kini: You don't think I can get away with it this time only so I can look for your dog? I would go with you except I want to ride in the front seat.
Debbie: No, I've only been in the police department for a month now and after taking my first report from you, I want to retire.
Kini: Okay, then I get dibbs on the front seat. If you retire, we can go look for your dog? You can drive.
Kini: I have four pugs in my small one bedroom apartment. Why would I want your dog?
Debbie: Just to annoy me.
Kini: (Yelling from my apartment balcony) Do you want me to help find your dog?
Debbie: No, you have a suspended driver's license and I will arrest you. Matter of fact, come down here this very minute so I can arrest you now just for looking at me wrong.
Kini: You don't think I can get away with it this time only so I can look for your dog? I would go with you except I want to ride in the front seat.
Debbie: No, I've only been in the police department for a month now and after taking my first report from you, I want to retire.
Kini: Okay, then I get dibbs on the front seat. If you retire, we can go look for your dog? You can drive.
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